Thursday, August 7, 2014

Wrapping up a conversation with a woman comedian of my acquaintance:

Well, men's plumbing and hair-sprouting is inherently fascinating in the minutest detail, while women should be keep The Mystery Alive, of course. You sure you have enough makeup on those heels?

As someone who has been living with women almost my entire life, between family, romantically and platonically with Alice, two of my most conservative women friends have been slightly surprised how little questions of women's biology faze me. I can only wonder about the men who've lived with them for years.  "Um, Lucy? Isn't it time for you to go out to the hut for a few days? I mean, we just bought a new gallon of milk."

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